Very Funny Messages

What Is Another Painful Sentence

2011-12-05T05:40:00.000-08:00

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than 'I Hate You' " " " " " " " I finished studying for the exam,U Finished? Hurts A Lot.

Facebook

2011-12-05T05:35:00.000-08:00

What is the Depth of Facebook? Teacher : Where is your homework? Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you

Papa ek Ladka

2011-12-05T05:23:00.000-08:00

Girl: Papa ek Ladka baar baar 'I Love U' bolta hai, kya karun? . . . . . . Father: Beta us se shadi kar le, Zindagi mein agar dubara 'I LOVE U' bol de to mera Naam badal dena

A management student

2011-12-05T05:06:00.000-08:00

A management student hugs a girl.. Girl: what non sense this? Boy: this is direct marketing. Girl slaps the boy Boy: what is this? Girl: This is customer feed back!

Condom

2011-12-05T04:53:00.000-08:00

Beta: papa condom kya hota hai? Papa: chal bhag mujhe nahi pata. Beta: tabhi to hum 8 bhai-bahen hain!

Love is like

2011-09-14T10:43:00.001-07:00

Love is like Docomo, do the New. Mariage is idea can change Ur life Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows But Frienship is Airtel ek atut bandhan

How old is your father?

2011-08-30T00:03:00.000-07:00

Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me, Man : How can that be? Boy : He became father only when I was born?

If dentists make hindi movies

2011-08-30T00:01:00.000-07:00

If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be, *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!

TUM BADE HOKAR

2011-08-29T22:15:00.000-07:00

TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE? BOY : SHADI TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE? BOY : DULHA, TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO? BOY : DULHAN

WO TEEN WORDS

2011-08-29T22:12:00.000-07:00

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI? STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

I really loved

2011-08-22T09:52:00.000-07:00

Boy : I really loved when you cry badly ! Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy? Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.

Bullet wala

2011-08-18T21:12:00.000-07:00

Bullet wala scooty vali ko: kabhi bullet chalayi hai? Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi. Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi? Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya Scooty vali: aaya maza? Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.

Break-Up Letter

2011-08-18T06:07:00.000-07:00

The Break-up Letter: "When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!

Lie

2011-08-18T06:04:00.000-07:00

In this entire world. On an average, a person tells four lies per day.....1460 a year! and the most common Lie is....... `I AM FINE!`

The best gifts to be given

2011-08-18T05:08:00.000-07:00

The best gifts to be given... To a Friend-Honesty. To an Enemy-Forgiveness. To Parents-Gratefulness. To God-Your Life. To me-Your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, Fashion accessories, etc.,,

Social Message

2011-08-18T05:05:00.000-07:00

A Social Message To All My Friends and brothers:- . . . . "Don't Drink water without Boiling...... Because fish swim in water without wearing pampers......!!!

Paani

2011-08-18T00:38:00.000-07:00

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

About

2011-08-17T00:27:00.000-07:00

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, intelligent brain, a sexy lips, nice smile ...... but that is enough about me..... Now....tell me about you.

Shadi Ke din

2011-08-17T00:24:00.000-07:00

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein to tu car mang lena, dukan dien to tu ghar... Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

Similarity

2011-08-16T23:49:00.000-07:00

Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ? Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!

Longest Sentence

2011-08-16T23:45:00.000-07:00

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Student: Life imprisonment!

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte

2011-08-06T02:53:00.001-07:00

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO: Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai. Papa - Beta Kiska Hai. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. RESULT AGAR BURA HO: Maa - Aag lage is college main. Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. NAUKRI LAGNE PAR: Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee

A girl comes late to class

2011-08-06T02:42:00.000-07:00

A girl comes late to class. .Prof: why are you late? ?Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...

Boy asked his dad

2011-06-22T09:51:00.000-07:00

Boy asked his dad for a bike...Dad : why did God give you two legs ?Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!

Two drunks

2010-09-26T07:25:00.000-07:00

Two drunks home after a long nite in a club.One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".

Foreigner went to temple

2010-09-26T06:38:00.000-07:00

Foreigner went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying.foreigner:wow..How amazing! people are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.GREAT INDIA.

Har koi

2010-07-07T04:21:00.000-07:00

Har koi muskaan mange aapse, har phool khushbo mange aapse. Bhagwan kare ki aapki zindagi mein itni roshni ho, ki bijli gharwale bhi connection mange aapse.

2010-06-25T05:04:00.000-07:00

Pappu ki ladai apne uncle se hui, uncle ne pappu ko bahut mara.....pappu gussa hote hua kabrastan gaya, wahan ek ped se apne uncle ki photo ek daal par latka diaur niche likha"COMMING SOON"

BACHCHO KASAM KHAO

2010-06-25T04:52:00.000-07:00

TEACHER : BACHCHO KASAM KHAO, KABHI SARAAB KO HAATH NAHI LAGAOGE, JUA NAHI KHELOGE, LADKI KE CHAKKAR ME NAHI FASOGE, AUR DESH KE LIYE APNI JAAN DE DOGE,BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !

LAGAAN REMAKE

2010-06-25T04:47:00.000-07:00

LAGAAN REMAKE BY RAJIKANT.SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDEDBOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIXAND INDIA WINS !

A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND

2010-06-25T04:41:00.000-07:00

A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND: YAAR DEKH WOH LADKI MUJE HASKAR DEKH RAHI HAI.......FRIEND REPLIED: OYE THIK SE DEKH WOH TUJE HAS KAR DEKH RAHI HAI YA TUJE DEKH KAR HAS RAHI HAI.........

papa jaldi meri

2010-06-22T08:15:00.000-07:00

son- papa jaldi meri shadi kara do ni to mai dadi se shadi kar lunga.papa- oye tu meri maa se shadi kyo karenga??son- kyon,apne b to meri maa se shadi ki hai....

The Blue Whale

2010-04-13T07:07:00.000-07:00

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!

A man walking along a California beach

2010-04-08T05:57:00.000-07:00

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind

Dehydration

2010-04-07T23:32:00.001-07:00

Q. What is height of De-hydration?A. A cow giving milk powder.

Suicide

2010-04-07T23:29:00.000-07:00

Q. What is height of Suicide?A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Honesty

2010-04-07T23:26:00.000-07:00

Q. What is height of Honesty?A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

forgetfulness

2010-04-07T23:23:00.000-07:00

Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Crazy

2010-04-07T23:19:00.000-07:00

Q. What is height of Craziness?A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed

Secrecy

2010-04-07T23:14:00.000-07:00

Q. What is height of Secrecy?A. Offering blank visiting cards.

Fashion

2010-04-07T23:10:00.000-07:00

1. What is height of Fashion?A. Dhoti with a zip .

A wife was making a breakfast

2010-04-07T23:07:00.000-07:00

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!We need more butter. Oh my GOD!WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!I said be CAREFUL!You NEVER listen to me when

A woman came home

2010-04-07T23:02:00.000-07:00

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

One day

2010-04-07T22:59:00.000-07:00

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."So he tied her up and went golfing.

What is the relationship

2010-04-04T05:43:00.000-07:00

What is the relationship between coffee shops & wine shops?Most of the love stories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops..!!

Congratulate

2010-03-14T10:24:00.000-07:00

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?Answer : On their Wedding !!

MUM

2010-03-14T10:22:00.000-07:00

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call your Mother's younger sister and elder sister?Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Man to God

2010-03-14T10:15:00.000-07:00

Man to God: why Did you make Woman so Pretty?God: so you would Love herMan: But Why did you make Her So Dumb?God: So she would Love you.

YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS REST

2010-03-05T21:40:00.000-08:00

DOCTOR: YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS REST & PEACE HERE ARE SOME SLEEPING PILLS.WIFE: WHEN I MUST GIVE THEM TO HIM?DOCTOR: THEY ARE FOR YOU.

A man was invited

2010-03-01T19:55:00.000-08:00

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house.Every time the host needed something,he preceded his request to his wife by calling her"My Love","Darling","Sweetheart",etc.,etc.His friend looked at him and said,"That's really nice after all of these yearsyou've been married to keep saying thoselittle pet names."The host said,"Well, honestly,"""""""I've forgotten her name."

A family of mice

2010-02-27T20:50:00.000-08:00

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

I could go to the end of the world

2010-02-27T20:48:00.001-08:00

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?Man: I offer you myself.Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.Man: I want to share everything with you.Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

One Day God Tested Me

2010-02-27T20:43:00.000-08:00

One Day God Tested MeHe Erased All My Memory &Asked " Do You Remember Anyone Now ?I Told Your Name Then God Smiled & Said" Some Virus Can't Be Formatted "

Thinnest Book

2010-02-27T03:19:00.000-08:00

What is thethinnest book in theworld?What Men knowabout Women

The boy fell in love

2010-02-27T03:16:00.000-08:00

The boy fell in love with a girl at second sight because in first sight he didn't know that she was very rich.

Three patients in a mental institution

2010-02-26T03:31:00.000-08:00

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the mental institution will detain them for seven years.The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.The first

Talent and Intelligence

2010-02-25T22:16:00.001-08:00

What is the difference betweenTalent and Intelligence?Walking on a tight ropeabove Niagara falls is Talent.Not trying such a thing,is Intelligence.

College and bollywood

2010-02-25T19:48:00.000-08:00

1.college ------- yaadein2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna5.course -------- godzilla6.exams -------- kalyug7.examination hall---- chamber of secret8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak9. question paper --------- paheli10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke12. paper out ----------

when you are crying

2010-02-25T06:52:00.000-08:00

when you are crying…..when you are upset….when you are sad……just make a call to me….because incoming is free for me…

How a boy and girl withdraws cash from ATM?

2010-02-25T06:35:00.000-08:00

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM?1. Park the car2. Go to ATM Machine3. Insert card4. Enter PIN5. Take money out6. Take ATM Card out7. Drive away*********How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM.?1. Park the car2. Check makeup3. Turn off engine4. Check makeup5. Go to ATM6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse7. Insert card8. Hit Cancel9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it10. Insert card11.

Gay Joke

2010-02-25T04:45:00.000-08:00

SON: "Dad,there's a kid in school that calls me gay"?DAD: "Well, go and punch him"?SON: "No way. He's so cute

A cute new Born

2010-02-24T23:21:00.000-08:00

A cute new Born baby asked the DoctorDo you have Message pack?Doctor: ya I have but why?Baby: Send a Message to God that have I reached safely and send My Girl Friend Soon .

A Funny Advertisement Love Letter

2010-02-22T04:15:00.000-08:00

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best)You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is

A Girl comes late to class

2010-02-22T04:06:00.000-08:00

A Girl comes late to class.Teacher: Why are you late?Girl : One boy was following me,sir.Teacher:So,What?Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS

2010-02-20T22:02:00.000-08:00

IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES OF HIS FILMS MAYBE LIKE THIS1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai3. Aao Chat Kare4. Programmer No.15. Mera Naam Developer6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal9. Tera Code Chal Gaya10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega11. Network Ke Us Paar12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi13. Jish

If You Want A Sweet Dream

2010-02-20T21:38:00.000-08:00

If You Want A Sweet Dream, Take One Spoon Of Sugar & Put It In Your Eyes.If You Want Spicy Dreams, Try Chili Powder.

cute secretry

2010-02-18T07:44:00.000-08:00

Cute secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.COLLEAGUE:- what happend?SHE:- He asked are you free tonight?I said yes and rascal gave me 50 pages to type.

Husband and wife are like

2010-02-18T07:33:00.000-08:00

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle.If 1 tyre is punchered, the vehicle cannot move further.MORAL:-Always keep extra tyre (Girl Friend)

Good Moral

2010-02-02T21:00:00.000-08:00

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"Laughter and Applause began among the audience!!!A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At

Milk

2010-01-30T07:11:00.000-08:00

Teacher: How can you delay milk turning sour?Student: Keep it in the cow.

What happens to a boy

2010-01-30T07:07:00.000-08:00

Teacher: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?Student: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

How To Make A Woman Happy

2010-01-30T06:46:00.000-08:00

How to Make a Woman HappyIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6.. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a physiotherapist15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an

Doctor To Patient

2010-01-30T04:58:00.000-08:00

Patient: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

Need one girl

2010-01-29T22:14:00.000-08:00

Hi!...Need one girl to marry......Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own Bar........cheers..!!

An American Marriage

2010-01-24T19:54:00.000-08:00

An American Daughter: Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform you.Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time you should invite me.

A man received a letter

2010-01-24T09:38:00.000-08:00

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you do not promise to send us $100,000, we promise you, we will kidnap your wife."The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I cannot keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

A man placed some flowers

2010-01-24T09:33:00.000-08:00

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this

Funny Movie Cricket Climax

2010-01-23T03:07:00.000-08:00

Bollywood:-Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball......bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

2010-01-23T02:48:00.000-08:00

Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-1) Pentium III & Pentium I -----Bade miyan Chhote miyan.2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.4) F1 - Guide.5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.6) Ctrl Alt Del - AkhriRastaa.7) CrtlC CtrlV - Duplicate.8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.9) Super User Password - Gupt.10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.12) Server -

Dirty SMS

2010-01-15T03:55:00.001-08:00

If you do not like dirty SMS don't read this......A beautiful white dog fell in mud & got DIRTY!!!ha ha ha......

Great people

2010-01-15T03:30:00.000-08:00

Great people talk about ideasAverage people talk about thingsSmall people talk about other people andthe legends never talk they just send SMS like this!

There Was A Pond

2010-01-14T10:00:00.000-08:00

There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes. One Of Them Died, Suddenly Water Increased 1 Liter, Guess How….....All other fishes started crying …

Fly Abroad

2010-01-14T00:46:00.000-08:00

Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad?.........Sitaji with Raavan.

You are 70% smart

2010-01-03T10:46:00.000-08:00

You are 70% smartYou are 75% sweetYou are 85% naughtyYou are 90% cuteYou are 100% lovelyTotally you are70+ 75+ 85+ 90+ 100= 420So you are 420

What do you call

2009-12-30T03:39:00.000-08:00

TEACHER: Students........... what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?STUDENTS: A Teacher

Funny Answer

2009-12-30T03:32:00.000-08:00

TEACHER: Pinky.... name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.PINKY: It is Me!

Math Multiplication Joke

2009-12-29T04:31:00.000-08:00

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Who discovered America ?

2009-12-29T04:24:00.000-08:00

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.

A man went to the library

2009-12-22T22:08:00.000-08:00

A man went to the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I have ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were too many characters"The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

A man was driving well above the speed limit

2009-12-22T21:05:00.000-08:00

A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he had out pace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car speed accelerated to 60, then 70, 80, and 90. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, andpulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: Listen,

The design of the sari

2009-12-22T21:00:00.000-08:00

Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.Salesman : Don't worry madam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

What three words

2009-12-22T20:56:00.000-08:00

Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?Student : I don't know.Professor : Absolutely correct.

I do not want to marry

2009-12-22T20:51:00.000-08:00

Man 1:- I do not want to marry because I am afraid of ALL women.Man 2:- Get married soon, then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving other women.

Funny Love Letter

2009-12-20T23:30:00.000-08:00

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) . I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best) . You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is

Bear Says

2009-12-01T07:19:00.000-08:00

Bear Says : If I roar in the forest , the entire forest shivers with fearLion Says : If I roar in the forest , the entire jungle is in fearPig Says : I only have to cough and the entire planet lives in fear

What is confidence?

2009-11-25T02:46:00.000-08:00

A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with the life time validity.

Desirable Things

2009-11-23T03:23:00.000-08:00

All the desirable things in life are either illegal or expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

Three students did not prepare for a test

2009-11-07T06:36:00.000-08:00

Three students did not prepare for a test.They made a plan. They went to the principal next morning and said, "Sir, we had gone for a wedding and our car tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way could not study." The college principal agrees and gives them five days time. After five days all the three students were seated in "different rooms" and the question paper consisted of only 1 question

Funny Poem

2009-11-05T03:37:00.000-08:00

Drinking drinking little BeerHow I wonder what a BarQuarter rates are up so highDrink a peg with chicken fry